AISubs v3.7
- Yamamoto - Taisato - Shibata - Ryozo - Toshimitsu - Yamamoto - Toshimegana - Ah, first round winner is...
"Hitojichi Kaihou Gataru"!
(applause)
If you're alive on the internet or on Twitter, you've become popular in both good and bad ways.
We're not there, but we'll kill you.
We don't know when and where they'll come, so we're practicing releasing our comrades who have become hostages.
- So we're going to go and save them ourselves? - That's right.
We're going to say, "Are you okay?", and then we're going to say, "Gacha, gacha, gacha!", and then we're going to say, "He's going to run away in his car!"
Usually, if you go to the police, you'll get killed.
- That's true. - It's like, "You're the only one who can come."
- That's right, that's right. - Anyway, this time...
- It depends on the result, right? - It's always too dramatic.
(laughs)
- We're going to have a team of two and a team of three. - Oh!
- This is a big game. - This is a big game.
- We're going to hand out hostages one by one. - Yes, yes.
- And the remaining two people are going to hold the hostages of the opposing team tightly.
- If you can't release either of them, you're released.
- I don't know if this explanation makes sense.
- It's a waste of money.
- I don't know about these guys.
- We're talking about who's going to be the hostages, but...
- Who's going to catch who?
- Oh, I don't care about that.
- Seriously?
- Yumemaru is fat, so it's hard to tie him up like this.
- Hey, don't say that.
- Zosimitsu is chubby, so there's a possibility of breaking it.
- Wait, what is this?
- Pitch is easy to tie up.
- I don't know.
- It's loose.
- I see.
- It's loose.
- It's disgusting.
- It's a team.
- Shall we talk about it?
- Yes.
- This voice is meaningless.
- Oh, it's decided.
- My hostage is...
- Tentaya!
- I wanted to surrender.
- I'm afraid of their actions.
- I don't care about it.
- It's a team.
- I'm gonna bully you, Ryo-kun. - That's rare!
- I'm not bullying you. - I'm gonna kill you.
- I'm gonna kill you for spending too much time at school, Tetsuyan.
- Since we don't have anything, we're gonna buy everything and go to school tomorrow.
- Why are you so excited? - I'm gonna talk with Shibayu, Yumemaru and Tsushimitsu.
- We're gonna buy school supplies and school supplies.
- If we spend an infinite amount of money, we'll be buried in concrete.
- Let's buy a total of 20,000 yen. - A total of 20,000 yen?
- It doesn't matter which one we choose. - Oh!
- Then, let's buy 20,000 yen for Motodaka and Shibayu. - Hey! Wait!
- Then, please buy 20,000 yen. - Yes, sir!
- Then, see you tomorrow!
- So, it's the day of the high-speed battle. - Yes.
- We bought a lot of things, so we're gonna be speeding up.
- Do you want us to decide the time of departure? - That's right.
- Yes! - What is it?
- Well, you're late for school today, aren't you, Tsushimitsu-kun? - Yes, I am.
- I'm thinking of changing to high-speed Toshimitsu in Chogreshtan. - Wow!
- So, you're going first, so you're going first from Toshimitsu. - Oh, I see.
- Is it okay for me to go first? - Oh, I see. I understand.
- Come on, hostage! I'm gonna speed you up! - I'm gonna kill you!
- Try it. - I don't know anything.
- Hey, hey, hey! Don't use your rhythm brake!
- Well, let's put on the handbrake and footbrake for now.
- This is the handbrake. - Yes.
- Well, then, please take off your watch. - Oh, you know, it's also good for emergency medicine.
- It's a little embarrassing. - It's embarrassing.
- You have to press here. - Do you want me to press here?
- It's a little cloudy. - I'm glad it's not raining.
- It's super boring. - No, it's not.
- Oh, this is dangerous. - This is dangerous.
- There's a movie that resists this. - Wow!
- Then, next up is "Stable Chain".
- I'm going to make you spin your legs with a chain.
- Oh, it looks like it, doesn't it? - It looks like it, doesn't it?
- It looks like a chain, doesn't it?
- Well, first of all, I'm going to cut this key around here in the ranking.
- Oops! - I'm going to take it out.
- I can't go through the rusty metal! - You're sweet, Asahi. - Go, go, go! - Go! - Power! - Power! - Power! - Then... - Ah! - This is bad! - This is bad! - This chain! This number is four digits! - And... - It's a bandage! - I'm going to hold it with each finger bandage... - And then, finally...this adhesive tape! - I'm going to cut my whole body! - That's really tough! - I'm going to try to talk like this. Can you talk?
[Ishimaya's instinct to eat]
You were eating well.
[Ishimaya's instinct to eat]
I don't care how much you eat.
Say the truth!
It's good.
[Ishimaya's instinct to eat]
Hey, Ishimaya. What is this?
If you cut this area easily, it won't fit, so I want you to make it look like the earphones are really entangled and make it sound like "Ah!"
In the meantime, wrap up the play and I'll wrap up the sticky tape and electronics.
Do you want to go first?
I like Taiga best.
Why?
You seem to be unable to resist.
Stop it!
I'm the one who's being cut!
Ah!
Certainly, this may be fine. It's annoying.
It's annoying, isn't it?
It's about time. What kind of gum do you use?
I'm going to put a lot of gum in this area.
But I think there are measures against rotting.
That's right.
I want you to consume the time you said "Ah, it's annoying" until you reach the rotting area.
What is this?
It's dangerous!
What is this exercise for?
This is for exercise!
Hey!
I'm going to exercise here!
It doesn't make sense, does it?
It really doesn't make sense, does it?
Come on, you can't use your chest!
Even if my legs don't open!
Close it! Close it! Toshimitsu won't be able to hold it anymore!
I think I'll go take a shit!
Damn it...
Someone!
Someone help me!
Are you okay, Toshimitsu?!
Oh, sorry!
Are you okay?!
What the hell is going on?!
What's going on?!
This is bad!
He's coming! Hurry!
Wait a minute!
Look at this!
I've built this 4,000 yen site!
Now you're safe!
I'm going to keep building it up!
Hurry up and do it!
Bang!
Wow! That was easy!
Bang!
I'm going to destroy you!
What's going on?!
He's eating all of my energy!
This is easy to cut!
That was tough!
You can do it, Toshimitsu!
This is all I can do today!
There's nothing I can't do!
I'm counting on you!
I thought I could do it all with a bang!
I'm counting on you!
Oh...
Toshimitsu...
What is it? Is it bad?
I feel like I've been eaten by a bug!
Shut up!
I feel like I've been eaten by a bug!
Hey!
Let's go to the safe!
I'm going to break the chain that holds my hands and feet together!
A chain?!
I'm going to make a hole in my denim jacket!
Oh! My lower body is completely free now!
You're cutting too much!
If you can cut this, you win!
Can you do it?
I'll do it!
Wow!
This is easy!
Let's do the cape, too!
Let's do this, too!
I'm counting on you!
Bang!
All right!
Oh! That was easy!
All right!
OK!
All right!
Thank you!
All right!
Before they arrive, let's break this, too!
How is it?
Can you do it?
I'm going all the way here, but...
Is it too thin?
Is it hard?
If you can't do it, you'll lose!
This is bad!
Can you do it?
You can do it, can't you?
I can do it!
Really?
The screws and nails are weak.
Hey, the nails are weak, aren't they?
Hey, it's blue!
The time is...
Yay!
8 minutes and 43 seconds!
Yay!
We did it!
The release was a success!
That hurt!
Okay, we're released.
Yeah.
We're going to speed up to get our revenge on them.
You go home and rest.
I don't like being in control, but I have no choice.
This is also a pain in the world.
Yeah.
Let's do it, Yobamaru.
Let's do it.
Let's go!
Hey, how does it feel to be kidnapped?
Shut up!
No! Why is he... Stop it!
Get off me!
You idiot!
You're falling!
Stop it with the squeaking!
You cold guy!
You should rest!
I knew it!
You cowards!
This time, we're going to go all out and shoot all of them.
That's scary!
We're only going to shoot about half of them.
Let's put a chain around their arms first.
I'm going to put it on their arms.
I'm going to put on this painkiller.
How is it? Does it hurt?
It doesn't hurt at all.
Oh, that's good.
You're a kind criminal.
I think we can get out of here.
Wait.
Wait!
Oh, no!
Wait!
The key!
Oh, no!
Okay, I'm going to break this key.
Gokun.
I'm going to lock it up with this.
Oh, no!
Wait, it won't fit.
I can't do it.
For now, I'm going to put this together.
If I do this, I don't think it has anything to do with the mask.
I'm just putting it together.
I'm sick of it!
I'm going to break this bar and turn it.
I don't know which one to turn.
If I were James Bond, I'd burn you like this.
I'm going to put this together so it's hard to cut.
This is where it comes in.
Oh!
I'm sure it'll feel weird to lock it up like this.
That's all there is to it.
Wow, we've been caught.
It's a perfect high speed. Now we're done getting back at them.
Okay, I guess we'll go buy some anpan and beef.
Farewell!
Help me!
Okay.
Hey, hey, yo!
What's up with you?
Oh! Wow!
It's not like you.
Sorry about that.
Wait for me. Right now.
I'll take care of it.
I'm counting on you.
Oh!
This is even more expensive than the one you guys used.
It's 6,500 yen worth of this!
What?!
We have it, too!
You're kidding me!
It's got nothing to do with locks. We just need to cut a line.
Here I go.
Okay!
We just need to pull it out.
This is crazy!
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
You can't avoid it!
Wait! Wait!
1 minute and 47 seconds!
Wait! Huh? Are you kidding me?
Okay, shall we do the ending?
Wait! Wait! Wait!
I can't do it anymore!
Are you serious?
This is it?!
Huh? The chain was weaker than I thought.
It was the hardest one.
What did you cut it with?
The one you bought.
It's like...
They used a stronger one than we did.
So, the shop assistant cut it with the same one.
This and... Huh?
This is it.
This is crazy!
They used a stronger one than we did.
I thought we couldn't cut it without it, but we actually did.
I didn't think we'd buy locks like that.
We were like, "We're gonna do it with just a chain."
We lost the chain.
We prepared a lot of things for when we were being tied up.
But we didn't know it would be a one-pattern chain.
It's a bad idea.
We decided not to break it with just one method.
We were just two people.
We didn't know we could do it like that.
We didn't think we could.
If we were tied up, we could win if we had a chain.
But we don't know when we'll be caught, so let's take one each.
If you think you have a friend who's been tied up, buy a chain and hang it up there.
If you can go back to life, that's fine. We've never been tied up before.
If we're not tied up, we'll see you in another video.